February 2012
15 posts
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January 2012
36 posts
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6 tags
30 years in the future
child: hey mom do you know what the capital of Lesotho is?
me: google it
child: what's google?
there is no google. there is no hope.
E aí, você vai dizer pros teus amigos que já esqueceu. Vai declarar pra meio...
– (via c-amouflage)
boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this
boy: what
me: was it my mom
boy: no i think you're rea-
me: DAMNIT MOM
boy: i don't understa-
me: how much did she pay you